I'm The Cat's Meow

So, I never go out. Sure I talk a good game but when it comes down to it, it's a fucking hassle. I don't drink much either. Sure I like to collect bourbon and always have a stocked bar in the house, but at this point its main purpose is more temptation for my 14 year old daughter and her friends than as medication for me. I also don't exercise, at all. I own a fancy expensive elliptical  machine, it's literally 3 feet from my bed. When I come home from work everyday and walk in the door with my positive intentions of really getting something accomplished, I walk upstairs into my bedroom and am faced with 2 options, watching the news while on my elliptical machine or watching the news while laying in my bed. They're both right there, they're both the same distance from the bedroom door I am standing in. Invariably, the bed wins. If I'm lucky the kids have sports and extracurricular activities that require me to get up for so I don't actually lie in bed from 5 PM until 5 AM, but, given the chance, I would do just that. I stopped seeing my therapist a few years back when time became an issue, I stopped taking my anti-depression meds soon after. I think I've put on about 55 lbs over the last 5 years and I'm obviously not doing anything to stop that trend. Anyway, this is my Eharmony profile, I hope you've enjoyed reading it, or not, whatever, fuck you guys.